Realistic dildos are the most common product currently on the market. From glass to double-ended, realistic dildos come in all shapes and sizes - the only defining characteristic of a “realistic” dildo is that if resemble a real penis in one way or the other. Whether that be shape, veins, a bulging head, or balls - but not all realistic sex toys are made equally. Some may boast a fancy design but fail to provide in the ways you desire. Others may look incredibly simple, but give you the best orgasms of your life. Finding the right now is a matter of taste, body, and budget. Thankfully, I have compiled a list of the top five best realistic dildos.
Below you will find everything from suction cup dildos to make your clone-a-willy, and after I go over those, I’ll go over some common questions about realistic sex toys. If you still have questions about them after reading this article, feel free to comment below! If you decide that none of the toys on this list are for you, be aware of the type of material and only buy from trusted manufacturers. I will go over all that again in the buying guide at the end of this article. Let me get to the best realistic dildos first.
When I think of dildos, I do not think of vibrating dildos, but that is precisely what this eight-inch erect toy provides (only five and a half inches are insertable). Controlled via a wired remote, it gives the user with ten powerful patterns and vibrations for an epic orgasm. Not only is is a vibrating dildo that has a controller, but it also has a strong suction cup attached just below the balls for a truly hands-free experience. The Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator is the first one on my list of the best realistic dildos for many reasons, hands-free being one of them!
As far as realistic goes, this dildo is almost as close as you can get for the price. It sports a pronounced pink head and several detailed veins for a unique feeling each time you use it. While the wrinkly testicles are not slipping and do not move around much, they do provide a more realistic feature as they are attached to the base and you will find yourself bouncing off of them as you ride this delightful dildo. While the material does not feel lifelike, it is as close as you can get (safely) for this fantastic price!
It may be larger than the average penis (fun fact: the average penis is five inches), and it may intimidate beginner users, but once you work yourself up to accepting the full length and entire five-inch circumference, it provides the user with an orgasm you cannot find elsewhere. The size paired with the powerful vibrations makes for an amazing ride. You can suction it to your bathtub, wall, or put it in a harness and pleasure a partner with it. The remote paired with a harness makes for a powerful experience.
Let us talk a bit more about the remote. It is connected to the base of the dildo and provides you with three speeds and allows you to cycle through a wide range of pulsating patterns. You can pair the perfect speed with the right pattern for you or your partner. The Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator gives the user nearly complete control over the way they receive pleasure from it. The control over the vibration speeds and patterns, paired with the ability to mount the dildo anywhere you want or put it in a harness, makes this the best realistic dildo on my list.
When you use this dildo, considering the size, I recommend using a water-based lubricant. Since it is made of “skin safe rubber,” you will want to use a water soluble lube to ensure that you get all the lubricant, bodily fluids, and other stuff off of it when you wash it. Usually, “rubber” is porous and will trap infection causing bacterias in the pores if not washed properly. Another thing to take note of is that the controller requires two triple-A batteries that are not included in your purchase. I always recommend getting rechargeable batteries if you have toys that are not rechargeable.
The Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator is the best realistic vibrator on my list of the best realistic dildos for 2019. It features a suction cup base, is harness compatible, and it vibrates! It has a decent girth size of five inches (circumference) and six inches of insertable length. This dildo offers all the bells and whistles. The only downfall to the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator is that it requires batteries and is not waterproof. However, if you are looking for a versatile toy to share with your partner, I cannot recommend the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator enough!
The Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo has a length of nine inches with eight and a half inches of those being insertable, and it also boasts a circumference of seven inches - making it the thickest realistic dildo on this list. Like the dildo before this one, it is harness compatible and has an o ring diameter of two and a quarter inches and a suction cup base. Also, like the previous one, this realistic dildo has a pink, pronounced head, and veins. While it is not quite as veiny, it does provide texture to each experience with it.
Since it does have the flared base and it is harness compatible, it is the perfect dildo to test your limits with anally, remember to use a lot of lube and go slow. Use it for an extreme night of pegging or on yourself for an intense anal orgasm. If anal play is not your thing, the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo is the perfect gift for vaginal size queens. As I mentioned before, it has the most girth out of all of the dildos on my list of best realistic dildos currently on the market.
As with the previous dildo, it is not made out of silicone or another non-porous material and should only be used with water based lubricants to ensure a thorough cleaning. It is made out of PVC, which can harbor bacteria if not cleaned properly. Be sure not to use any lubes that are not water soluble and to clean it thoroughly. It is tapered, so you may not feel as if you need much lube to insert the toy, but the base is wider than the tip, and I recommend lubing the entire shaft of the device.
If you plan to share the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo or to swap between anal and vaginal play, use a condom. Safety should always come first when you are playing with toys and swapping between anal and vaginal play with a porous toy can cause serious infections.
Since this one does not vibrate, it is entirely waterproof and can be completely submerged in water. Keep in mind that water-soluble lubes will dissolve faster in water and may need to be applied more often if you decide to use the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo in water. Be sure to clean it with a mild soap (with no dyes or scents) and warm water so that you do not damage the material or get the smell of the soap trapped in the pores.
It is more realistic than the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator. Where the previous one had raised veins covering the entire shaft, this one has a few select veins and blue veins running under the surface of the “skin,” giving it a hyper-realistic look. Sadly, it does have a strong chemical smell when you first open the box. Just let the dildo set out for a bit to air out the scent and wash it before use.
While the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo did not make the top of my list, it is in second place for a reason. It has the most girth out of all the realistic dildos on this list. It does not vibrate, but it has a strong suction cup, is harness compatible, is entirely waterproof, and has fantastic detailed, blue veins in the shaft. The head and slight curve are making it perfect for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. If you are looking for realistic without the work of making your own, this is the ideal option (despite not having balls).
If you are looking for girth and vibrations, the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Girthy Realistic Dildo Vibrator is the perfect option. While it is not as thick as the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo, it does have a circumference of five and a quarter inches and is made of silicone. It comes in two colors, has veins running up the shaft, and features a slight curve with a pronounced head for g-spot pleasure. It also sports an eight-inch length, with six and a half of those being insertable. Not only does it provide length and girth, but it also vibrates! It has seven vibration patterns and a powerful motor.
On the base of the vibrator, you will find a single push button to cycle through the vibration settings. This usually annoys me because I like to be able to go back to the pattern or vibration I accidentally skipped, but since I only have to cycle through seven, I can overlook this flaw. It is completely submersible, but if you choose to use this in a water setting, I recommend a silicone or hybrid lubricant, as water-based lubes tend to dissolve when used in water. Sadly, it does require two double a batteries that are not included. As always, I suggest getting rechargeable batteries so that you will not have to buy new batteries for your toy continually.
While the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator has testicles and is anal safe, this toy is not. I do not recommend inserting the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Girthy Realistic Dildo Vibrator as it does not have a flared base and there is a chance it may become lost in your anal cavity. If you are looking for a realistic, anal vibrator, I recommend the first one on this list. If you are going to use it vaginally, I do recommend starting on the lowest setting as the motor is incredibly powerful and may be too much for you to handle if you are not accustomed to them.
One of my favorite features about this realistic dildo is how soft and smooth the silicone is. Even with the veins, the silkiness of the material is noticeable. I believe the worst part is that the button is not raised and there is no way to identify it from the rest of the device during use until you get used to using it.
If the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo does not do it for you because it lacks the vibrations you crave, the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Girthy Realistic Dildo Vibrator is the next best thing. It is not as girthy nor as long as the Ultra realistic King Cock suction cup dildo, and it does not have a suction cup base. However, it does offer seven vibration patterns and a push button operation method. It is also wholly submersible, unlike the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator. If you want vibrations, paired with the ability to take your realistic dildo in the shower, this is the perfect option for you.
Does your lover live away from you? Do you crave his dick more often than he can give it to you? The Clone-A-Willy Vibrator is the perfect addition to your bedroom. It provides you with the option to create a replica of your partner's penis and add vibrations to it. The kit includes everything you will need to create an identical silicone vibrating willy all your own! I do recommend reading the instructions a couple of times before beginning or looking up guides online, as it can be a bit confusing and it is easy to mess up.
To begin, you will create a mold out of the material included with the kit and then fill the mold with the added platinum cure silicone solution. While the solution is still wet, insert the vibrator and allow it to set. Once it has set the vibrator requires a single, double a battery, which is not included. Be sure to leave the bottom of the vibrator sticking out of the mold so that you may operate it and change the batteries when needed. The entire kit contains:
A Molding tube
Specially Molding Powder
Two-part Silicone Mix
This kit will create a silicone vibrating realistic dildo that is the perfect replica of your partner's genitals. It will match the size, shape, veins, and other details. Sadly, the vibrator only has one speed and is not waterproof (it is not even splash proof - do not get it wet!), but it is a powerful little vibrator and carries the vibrations well throughout the silicone mold. The Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Create Your Penis Molding Kit makes a great gift and is body-safe and non-allergenic. Alternatively, you can get it to make with your partner, it is messy - but that is half the fun!
If you are looking for the most realistic dildo, this is as good as it gets. While the vibrations do not match up to the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Dildo Vibrator, it will be the closest you will ever get to having a disembodied copy of your partner's penis. When my partner is out of town, it makes for a fantastic skype session or using it when I am just missing him. If you do mess up while making the Clone-A-Willy Vibrator Create Your Penis you can order extra mold powder and silicone mix to try again!
The Clone-A-Willy Vibrator is something I firmly believe that everyone should own. It is messy, the instructions can be challenging to follow, and sometimes it does not come out right, but the experience is more than worth the cost of the kit. If you do decide to make one and come out with something amazing, it is the perfect gift for a long distance partner or someone you have to leave for days at a time. It is also really hot to include in your regular bedroom play time and can take a pseudo threesome to the next level with two penises just alike.
The Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo has a flared base and features a strong suction cup. With its curved shaft and smooth material, it is perfect for g-spot or p-spot play. You read that right, this realistic dildo is completely anal safe. It is made out of silky smooth silicone and does not have any veins or other details running down the shaft, making it body safe and a safe ride. If you do not like texture, this is the perfect dildo for you! It even harnesses compatible for partnered play and fits an o-ring of one and a half inches.
The Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo has a hole in the base just big enough to slip a bullet vibrator into and enhance the feeling - otherwise, it is a regular dildo with no vibrations. It has seven inches in length, six and a half of which are insertable, and a four and three-quarters of an inch circumference. The size makes it perfect for beginners to self-pleasure or pegging. The no texture shaft makes it comfortable for those who do not like veins or other details on their toys. The slightly pronounced head makes it the perfect realistic dildo for those who like light g-spot pressure.
This is also the cheapest realistic dildo on my list of the best realistic dildos for 2019. Coming in at only $22.99, it is the perfect price for anyone looking for a starter dildo to get their collection rolling. Even though it is silicone, it does come with a strong chemical smell when you first take it out of the box, allow it to air out and wash it with mild soap and warm water when you first get it and use it after the smell is gone. Furthermore, the box is not discreet and is not that great for storage.
The limits with the Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo go as far as your imagination. You can suction it to a wall or the floor and have at it, or stick it in a harness and use it on your partner. Pair it with a bullet vibrator and a harness to make for a pleasurable experience for both the wearer and the receiver. It is the perfect shape for beginners to penetration, whether that be anally or vaginally. If you are going to be using it for both orifices, I do recommend using a condom.
Not only is the Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo the cheapest dildo on my list of the best realistic dildos, but it also the cheapest from the realistic dildos out there. I cannot recommend this one enough for people who are new to insertable toys or who are looking to explore realistic dildos. The smooth texture and small size make it perfect for beginners or those who are not comfortable with larger dildos. The price is light on the wallet and considering that the dildo is very versatile, it can be a great addition to any toy box. Whether you are new or seasoned with sex toys, this is a fantastic piece to have in your arsenal.
When buying a realistic dildo, it is essential to know what you are looking for. Do you want something just for penetration or are you looking to hit your g-spot? Are you going to use it for anal play or in a harness? Will you be sharing it with others or will it only be used on you? Does texture irritate your vaginal or anal opening? Do you like a lot of texture or a smooth finish? Are you looking for something that vibrates? Knowing what you want in a realistic dildo will help you find the best one to add to your toy collection!
Albeit, figuring out what you like before buying a dildo can be a bit difficult. I hope that my reviews above have helped to narrow it down a bit for you. Let us get into some details about what to look for and how to shop for the perfect dildo for you! Material, size, use, and knowing how to care for your dildo are all important things to be aware of when shopping for a dildo, as I mentioned before. I hope that my buying guide can help to narrow down the choices for you and help you find the perfect dildo for you!
The best material for any toy is silicone, and that is mostly what I talked about in this article. Dildo’s do come in many different materials, though. Be sure to avoid anything that is porous unless you plan to use condoms with it. I recommend finding a realistic dildo in silicone, glass, wood, stone, or ABS plastic. These materials are the most body safe currently on the market and will help ensure that your toy does not harbor any harmful bacteria that could cause problems during the next use. If you are going for a realistic vibrating dildo, I will stick with silicone or ABS plastic as the others are not as forgiving.
Jelly and elastomer dildos may seem appealing to those on a budget, but I have heard too many horror stories of chemical burns, never-ending infections, and melting toys to trust anything that is porous. Soft skin or cyberskin may also seem appealing, as they provide the closest feel to a real penis, but the material will break down easier and requires more care to keep in top shape. Acrylic may seem similar to glass, but it is porous and will eventually break down, identical to cyberskin. As I mentioned before, it is best to stick with nonporous, trusted materials.
Usually, I would say no. When dealing with a real human, size has nothing to do with if you are going to get off or not. When it comes to toys, I recommend starting small - especially if you are a beginner. Also, if the toy has texture on it (like veins, scales, etc.) I recommend going even smaller, to ensure that you do not irritate your labia. Once you are used to the smaller sizes or find that, the smaller size does not do it for you anymore, move up to bigger sizes. Be wary of toys that boast a clear head, as the head is usually larger than the rest of the toy and can hook on your pubic bone if you are not prepared for it.
When using bigger dildos, I recommend using a good bit of lube to prevent friction from becoming too much to handle. Always check the length and girth of the dildo before purchasing it, if you are not buying it in an actual store. If you are unsure what size works best for you, you can do the cucumber test! Go to your local market and buy a cucumber. Wash, peel, and warm it, then slip it into a condom. If it is too big, shave it down and try again. Keep trying until you find a size that is perfect for you, measure what you came out with, and find a dildo that is about that size!
Realistic dildos have many uses. If they are just a regular dildo, they can be used for vaginal penetration or anal penetration if they have a flared base. Never use a dildo for anal play if it does not have a base that can prevent the dildo from slipping into your anal cavity. If the dildo is harness compatible, then you can stick it in a harness and wear it for use with your partner. If the realistic dildo vibrator, you can use it to rub against your labia and clit or to thrust with it. Personally, I feel that suction cup, vibrating, realistic dildos are the best.
Suction cup dildos can be stuck to any surface and rode slow or with reckless abandon. I have used them with partners to simulate a threesome by attaching it to the wall and sucked on it while my partner took me from behind. It was amazing and really added an extra element to our bedroom time. I have found that suction cup dildos with holes for vibrators, like the Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo, do not hold as well when they have a bullet vibrator stuck in them. If you are new to dildos, I highly suggest starting with a suction cup one!
Realistic dildos are simple to clean. If they do not vibrate, you can completely submerge them in water and get all the nooks and crannies without worrying about messing up the internal workings of a vibrator. If they do have a vibrator, you will want to ensure that the vibrator is waterproof and take appropriate measures if it is not. I have a special took brush, just for cleaning sex toys, that I use to clean my more detailed dildos. If the dildo comes apart (dildo and vibrator), I recommend taking it apart for cleaning so that you do not leave any bodily fluids or lube stuck between the two.