5 Best Squirting Dildos Of 2019

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5 Best Squirting Dildos Of 2019

If making someone get off is what gets you off, you no longer need to have another partner to achieve that world rocking orgasm you get from this kink. In this amazing world of constantly advancing technology, sex toy manufacturers have created dildos that are capable of ejaculating almost exactly like a real penis, and they are called squirting dildos. These specially made toys allow you to decide when and where they blow their load and will last as long or as short as you need them to. Squirting dildos may be fairly rare, but are worth seeking out if they cater to your needs. Since they are rare, you may find that finding a body-safe one requires a good bit of caution - especially since you will want a dildo that is well made and created for pleasure. Thankfully, I have done most of the footwork for you. Below you will find the top five ejaculating dildos currently on the market and a buying guide for going off the guide and venturing out on your own!

Best Overall

1. Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock

1. Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock

When it comes to squirting cocks, the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock is the best overall for anybody who loves the feeling that final burst of orgasm along with their own. It is fitted with an easy squeeze syringe and fits with any of Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock products - making it perfect to use as a strap on with your partner who wants to be filled with semen. This dildo is textured and simulates ejaculation for the perfect finish to any session. With the ability to make it explode on demand, this squirting dildo is perfect for snowballing, bukkake, creampies, facials, and shared orgasm, without having to bring anyone new into the bedroom! It is the best “cum on-demand” product on the market for anyone looking to explore any of those unique experiences above. It also comes with a suction cup base for the most realistic, hands-free experience.

The Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock comes with its formula of seme called “Nut Butter.” The instructions tell you to mix equal parts water and the powder, fill up the syringe, and squeeze for the perfect squirting effect. They recommend that you use a lot of water-based lubricant in order to get the most from this squirting dildo, and since it is made of PVC I recommend using only water-based lube. Since the point of an ejaculating dildo is to feel the release, and this is made of porous material, I do not recommend sharing it with other partners or swapping between vaginal and anal use. As you can guess from the information in the previous paragraph, this ejaculating dildo compatible with a harness with an “o” ring compatibility of two inches, but you may not know that it is also completely submersible for aquatic play. It has an overall length of nine and a half inches with an insertable length of seven inches and a circumference of five and three quarters. That makes the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock a very girthy toy with realistic balls and a textured shaft, but thankfully it comes with its storage bag. The easy squeeze semen dispenser is also easy to clean, and the “Nut Butter” is water-soluble.

This is the most realistic dildo on my list of the best squirting dildos, and if it were not for you controlling when it releases, you would think it was the real deal. Even the semen feels realistic. The suction is tight and will provide you with a reassuring hands-free ride if you choose to use it this way. You can play around with the consistency of the “Nut Butter” to find a level of runniness that fits your desires the best! If you run out of the “Nut Butter” or want to use something else, “Sliquid Silk” is an amazing alternative. You can even refill the syringe and keep using it to really fill yourself or partner up. It is a fantastic way to “level up” to the next stage if you are getting bored with pegging or your normal, run of the mill strap on play.

Conclusion

When it comes to ejaculating dildos the Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Realistic Dildo with Vac-U-Lock is the best of the best. It is harness compatible, can be used with the Vac-U-Lock system, and has a suction cup, making it truly versatile for all your needs. Not only that, but it is the only dildo on my list of best squirting dildos that actually comes with its semen! It is easy to use, easy to clean and has enough length and girth to have almost anyone moaning and begging for more. When asked to recommend a squirting dildo, this is always my first recommendation.

Best Aesthetically

2. Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo

2. Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo

The Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo does not come with a syringe or bulb to squeeze, making it the most aesthetically pleasing dildo on this list. It comes at your demand and has an authentic texture providing you with sensations similar to real skin to skin contact. The skin-like detailing allows you to get the full visual before letting it squirt on or in you for a delicious finish. It is made of “Realistic Feel” material and is so silky smooth you will be tempted to sit and stroke it all day. But that is not where the real fun lies, now are it? Squeeze and hold the balls while you submerge the head in your choice of lube or liquid, and release the balls to fill the Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo. When you are ready to release the load, just squeeze the balls again.

The Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo has an overall length of eight and a half inches, but only six and a half of those are insertable, it also has a six and a quarter of an inch circumference. This is perfect for those users looking for something that ejaculates but is not intimidating in size. Use a good bit of lubricant to ensure that you have a smooth ride, but since the material of this toy is porous, I recommend only using water-based lubes. As you have probably gathered from my previous statements, this squirting dildo does not come with any semen or mix to make your own. As I suggested above, Sliquid Silk makes a perfect alternative for faux semen. While the Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo is not able to attach to a harness and does not have an easy to clean system, it does have a pronounced head for g-spot stimulation, and it is simple to use. Using this system alone is a great experience that you will not find with ejaculating dildos that have syringes or bulbs. To clean this system, you will just use water in place of lube or liquid until you are satisfied with it; there is no true way to know when it is completely cleaned.

I love that the Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo has a thicker head and slimmer base, because it provides me with g-spot stimulation, unlike the previous ejaculating dildo. While I have mentioned just how realistic this one is before, I feel like I have not done it justice. The realism is amazing, and there are veins on the shaft and wrinkles on the testicles. It has a strong inner core, and his firm, but is still very flexible around the base and comfortable to use for rougher sessions. Despite the awkward ejaculation system and the difficulty, I found with pressing the balls during use, the semen spurting from the end is easily felt during use. The only thing I really have against this system is that it has a slight smell when you first get it, but that wears off after you wash it for the first time.

Conclusion

The Squirtz CyberSkin Ejaculating Realistic Dildo is the most realistic dildo on my list of best squirting dildos because it does not have a syringe or bulb. Instead, the faux semen going straight into the testicles and in order to shoot the load, you just squeeze the balls! It is the best one to use with your hands on yourself or your partner, but it is not harnessed compatible. The look of this ejaculating dildo is the least intimidating, and it has a unique system. If you are looking for something that does not hint at the fact that it spurts, this is the best option!

Best for Girth

3. Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

3. Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

Yes, another Doc Johnson product, are you really surprised? Doc Johnson is one of the most innovative, forward-thinking companies currently available in the sex toy market. They have a wide variety of things to choose from, and that includes squirting dildos! The Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is another squirting dildo with a syringe, the key difference being the ample amount of girth this one has over the other one I mentioned earlier. This ejaculating dildo is made with plenty of texture, girth, and has a realistic pair of testicles that sit above a strong suction cup base. This dildo is firm, with just the right amount of giving to provide you with a fat cock that is designed to do more than merely satisfy. This one does not come with the “Nut Butter” that the previous Doc Johnson dong did, but can be loaded up with any lube or liquid.

Filling the syringe on the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is as simple as sticking it into the lube or liquid you wish you use and pulling back the plunger. Once the syringe is full, you can attach it to the tube that runs through the toy and pushes down on the plunger to shoot the fake semen whenever you are ready. You can suction this dong to any surface and ride it hands-free, or put it in a harness with an “O” ring diameter of an inch and three quarters. The dildo itself is seven and a half inches in overall length with five and a half of those being insertable, and it has a whopping six-inch circumference. The Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is made of PVC, like the Doc Johnson ejaculating dildo I mentioned earlier. Also, like the previous dong, this one is completely submersible. But due to the material of the dildo, I do not recommend using any lubes with it that are not water-soluble and I do not suggest you share this one with friends or between holes. The veins paired with the girth of the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo makes this dildo a beast and not friendly for those new to penetration.

I found that the coloration of the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo helped to add to the realism of it and, while it is not as realistic as others on my list, it is real enough to add to the fantasy of being with a partner when they finish. My favorite part of squirting dildos is that, as long as you use a body-safe liquid or lube, there is no chance of pregnancy and you get the amazing feeling of making your partner finish when you are ready for them to finish. The only problems I had with the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is that the lip, just under the head, makes it difficult to insert if I am not completely relaxed. I also found that the plastic from the tubing can get in the way during use and cause irritation. I easily fixed this by adding more lube to that area.

Conclusion

The Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo comes with an easy to use, easy to clean syringe system. It is harness compatible and can be used with any water-soluble lube or liquid of your choice. The suction cup affixed under the balls is strong and can attach firmly to any surface. It is also the largest dildo on my list of the best squirting dildos and is great for those looking for girth. If you are a size queen or king searching for an ejaculating dildo, this is the best option currently on the market for you.

Best Strap On

4. Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

4. Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

The Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is the perfect strap on ejaculating dildo. While it looks a little bland compared to the others on my list of the best squirting dildos, that is what makes it so appealing to those looking to explore this type of sex toy. It is only eight inches in overall length with an insertable length of six and a half inches and a circumference of four and a half inches. This is the least intimidating squirting dildo on this entire list. It has a flat back, no balls, and can fit into an “O” ring with a diameter of an inch and a half. It is also the only one on this list made of silicone, making it safe to use with any lubricant of your choice and safe to share with other partners. It is completely submersible and is incredibly smooth to the touch. Setting up the Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is easy, as I will go over in a moment, but you will want to give this squirting dildo a good wash before beginning any play. I also recommend buying some lube or liquid with it if you do not have any on hand.

The Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo comes with a convenient storage bag that will help you keep all the components together. There are three slots in the base of the toy in which you can run the tubing out through, making it easy to use in any situation, also keeping the base flat while allowing the syringe to be easily reached. When this squirting dildo is in the harness, it is not too heavy and is very easy to control. It has a slight curve and pronounced head for g-spot or prostate play. This may not be a great toy for those new to back door play, but it is fantastic for those looking to explore this outlet of sexual release and is used to sex toys of this size. It does not come with its own lube or liquid, but you can use any that you desire - I recommend liquid Silk for a realistic look and feel. It is easy to push any liquid or lube through the tubing, and the entire system is a breeze to clean. Just fill-up the syringe with soapy water, run it through a few times, then do the same thing with regular warm water to rinse out the soap.

Conclusion

The Strap-on-me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is the perfect system for easy to use strap on play. It is compatible with a harness and does not add too much weight during use. It can easily be used by those new to strap on play but is also a great addition to an advanced players toy box. It has a slight curve to provide the receiver with erogenous zone pleasure, and has three slots for the tubing in the base, making positioning of the syringe easy. This is the best option for someone looking to explore ejaculating dildos during their strap on play.

Best Budget

5. Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo

5. Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo

Are you really interested in squirting dildos, but do not know where to start? Do you want to give it a go, without breaking the bank? The Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo is the perfect starting place. Remember, do not judge the entire market of products based on what you experience with a cheaper version of the better toys out there. But if you are serious about giving it a go and then getting something better in the future, this is the best place to start. This realistic, ejaculating dildo is made to look like a real penis with veins, testicles, a pronounced head, and even wrinkles. While it is not the most lifelike dildo on this list, it will help to bring your ejaculatory fantasies to life on demand, without the extra work of finding someone to do the ejaculating. It is simple to use and easy on the wallet, making it a perfect introduction.

The Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo has an overall length of six inches, only five of those being insertable, and a circumference of five inches. Like many of the others on this list, this ejaculating dildo is made of PVC, so only use water-soluble lube with it. It can be completely submerged in water, making it easy as heck to clean. The bulb on the end of the dildo holds the faux semen (a liquid or lube of your choice) and is expelled by squeezing the bulb. The bulb is black and does take away from the realism of the dildo as it stands out like a sore thumb. It is just as easy to fill as it is to empty, though, just squeeze the bulb, submerge the head in your chosen fluid, and release the bulb to suck up the liquid. Due to the system of the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo, I do not recommend using anything inside the dildo that cannot be easily washed out, as you will have no way of knowing when everything is clear. This is a very closed system, making it difficult to give a thorough cleaning.

I found the bulb difficult to fill, and when things were really heating up, it was difficult to expel the lube I had chosen. If you do not fill it with enough lube or liquid, you will find the squirting effect to be lackluster. I loved how lifelike it felt, but looks wise it fell short for me. I prefer the syringe over the bulb, but this style may work great for others!

Conclusion

As the notable budget squirting dildo, the Lifelike Lover Classic Realistic Squirting Dildo is the best option for anyone looking to control a load of a lover without breaking the bank. The closed, bulb system is easy to use and easy to clean. It is the best option for someone looking just to get an idea of what all the buzz is about squirting dildos. While I am not a fan of the bulb system, I have found a lot of people who love this option and swear it is the best one for their needs.

Buying Guide

What Exactly Is A Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo is just a dildo that has a place for storing faux semen and delivering it through the tip of the toy in a way similar to that of a real penis. You will want to use a vagina and skin safe substance that is easy to clean up. They come in as just as many different shapes and sizes as regular dildos and finding one you like, that fits your needs, maybe as intimidating as finding a regular dildo! The biggest variance in ejaculating dildos is how they deliver the faux semen. Some use plungers, others use bulbs, and even more use other types of systems!

Read Reviews

As I said at the beginning of this article, “since squirting dildos are rare, you may find that finding a body-safe one requires a good bit of caution - especially since you will want a dildo that is well made and created for pleasure.” When you are looking to purchase your first ejaculating dildo, you will want to read any and all reviews available on it. This will help you to understand exactly what you are getting and how easy (or difficult) the toy may be to use. I recommend reading at least three reviews before making any purchase!

How It Works

As I mentioned before, ejaculating dildos all have different systems of delivering the faux semen. The majority have a tubing system with a syringe that is easy to fill up, and expelling the semen is as easy as pushing down on the plunger. This lets you control exactly how much or little or powerful the squirts are. Other work like turkey basters, where you squeeze the balls to expel the semen. Even more have external pumps that work best with harnesses, that way, you do not accidentally apply pressure and cause premature ejaculation.

What To Consider When Cleaning

Once you decide the size and shape you are looking for, you will need to consider how easy it is to clean a squirting dildo. Using a condom with this type of toy is out because it ruins the entire point. When you are looking at ejaculating dildos, check into how it is built. Ask if there is an easy way to flush out the tubing with soapy water. Are there textures that could harbor bacteria? (I found the easiest way to clean textures like this is with a toothbrush.) Is the toy made out of nonporous material or will sterilizing it be an issue?

How Much Semen

How much semen you get from a squirting dildo depends on how much it will hold. Usually, syringe types will hold more than bulb types. If there is a specific amount that you are looking for, you will want to ensure that you find a dildo that lives up to your expectations. I have found that reaching out to the company who produces the ejaculating dildo can help you to understand better what you are purchasing and how much semen you will be able to get from the sex toy. When you get your squirting dildo, I recommend giving it one go with a full tank, and then portion out what you use, so you do not waste lube. You will not use a full tank during every use, and filling it up to the brim can cause a lot of waste in the long run.

Speaking of Semen

The best type of faux semen is a milky white lubricant, but these may not be as easy to come across as we may hope. As I have mentioned previously, I like to use Sliquid Silk, because I have found that it is as thick as real semen and looks almost identical. This is also safe to use in your body and cause a spectacular show when you squirt it out of the squirting dildo. If you want to make your own, there are tons of recipes online, but ensure all the products are body-safe before you begin. Just remember, sugar is bad for the vagina!

If you do choose to make your own faux semen but are worried about using it inside your body, most of the recipes you can find online are safe to simulate facials. If you do not like using the recommended lube or homemade solutions, you can find “cum lubricants” online that look exactly like semen. There is also the option to buy powdered lubricants and mix it with water to get the desired consistency.

More Tips

While most faux semen mixes are easy to clean, you will want to check the ingredients before getting started to avoid waiting until three am to wait for your sheets to wash and dry. Using a squirting dildo can be just as messy as real sex. If you are worried about making too big of a mess, I suggest using a towel to catch it so that it does not get on your blankets and sheets.

Always be aware of how much faux semen you are using. While you may be tempted to fill it every time completely, leftover lube or faux semen is usually wasted. Knowing the maximum capacity of your toy and how much you plan on using can save you a lot of money.

As with your sheets, it is a good idea to take a shower after playing with your squirting dildo. Leaving leftover lube or faux semen in your body can put you at risk for bacterial infections or offset your PH balance. Even if you are not using faux semen, I still recommend a shower after any sexual activity.

My final tip is always thoroughly to clean the squirting dildo after every single use. Even if you believe you used every drop of lube that you initially put into the plunger or bulb, it is important that you clean it to keep it from going bad, deteriorating the material, or crusting up on the inside. Wash the inside and outside as best as you can.

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