When I hear the word “dildo,” vibrations are the last thing on my mind. I think of suctions cups, harnesses, gentle curves for g-spot stimulation. But recently I have been exploring the fantastic world of vibrating dildos. You get all the benefits I just listed out of a regular dildo, with the added pleasure of vibrations. While suctioning a dildo to the wall and grinding on it is a pleasure all in its own, adding vibrations turns any masturbation session into something else entirely. As with standard dildos, you still have to be wary of what size you are getting if the shape is a good fit for what you are looking for, and what materials you are looking at.
Unlike with normal dildos you also have to be aware of how the vibrations are cycled through if they are more rumbling or buzzy, and how many vibration options you are looking at. Vibrating dildos open a whole new mix of realism and powerful stimulation. While some are the perfect penis, with a realistic color and veins to match, others are smooth and made of a bright pink silicone. Just how real of a dildo you get is up to you.
The Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator has paved the way for thrusting dildo vibrators of all sorts. It is realistic and made of one hundred percent silicone. This vibrating dildo is the top of the list because it is the best. Not only does it vibrate, but it also features a back and forth thrusting action option, taking on all the work for you! The vibrations include seven speeds and three patterns of vibrations and pulsations. And as with all of Fun Factory’s amazing toys, it is rechargeable, waterproof, and has three buttons for a smooth operation experience.
The Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator is tapered, that looks reminiscent of the head of an actual penis, and has a slightly curved head for the perfect insertion. It comes in three colors, a beautiful deep purple, a gorgeous peach, and a light, playful pink. It has a whopping length of eight inches, but only five and a half of those are insertable. While it does look somewhat intimidating, it has a circumference on the smaller side, measuring in at four and three-quarters of an inch. A single charge will provide you with two hours of play time.
Not only is the Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator the only dildo vibrator on this list that thrusts, but it is also incredibly versatile. Start by resting it against your clit and allowing it to rub you just the right way. Then you can move on to combining it with cunnilingus for a one of a kind experience. And finally, insert it and go hands-free. You can switch it up between quick and passionate or slow and experienced. The Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator is like having any lover you want, whether you are looking for a hands-free, hour-long session or a hard quickie.
The Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator is almost as good as an actual fucking machine for a fraction of the cost. Unless you are prone to squeezing out partners when things start getting good, this dildo is perfect for a completely hands-free experience. The slight curve and bulbous head provide the perfect g-spot stimulation, and all you have to do is lay back and relax. The shaft is rigid so that you will get firm pressure in all the right places. The best part is that it is incredibly quiet. If you live with roommates or in a dorm setting, you can get laid without them knowing a thing.
While the Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator does retail for approximately two hundred USD dollars, it does often go on sale for about one seventy-five. Even then, I realize it may be a bit much for a lot of folks, but it is worth every penny and is almost as good as a real lover. It even has the stamina of a young stud, lasting for two hours after a full charge.
The Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator is the best overall vibrating dildo on this list. It not only vibrates, is waterproof, is rechargeable, and made of safe body materials - but is also the only dildo on this list that is truly hands-free. I know that the cost can be intimidating to many, but it is worth every penny and is sure to hold a special place in your toy box. It is the only dildo on this list that provides a true real lover like experience and has the best vibrations and play options.
The Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator is the only vibrator on this list that is designed to be used with a partner - that does not mean you have to use it with a partner though. It is a strapless strap-on, which basically means you do not need a harness to wear this dildo and pleasure your partner. It is made from premium silicone, and the shorter shaft is poseable to help you obtain the perfect angle and fit for the wearer. Furthermore, there are bunny ears in the crook of the device to provide clitoral bliss for the wearer!
The Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator is designed for same-sex play or pegging adventures. It is held in place by kegel muscles by inserting the short arm into the vaginal canal. Then the wearer will use their hips to maneuver the dildo to deliver pleasure to their partner. Merely tilt the shorter shaft, aka the pony, they find the best angle to help you hold the dildo in place while pleasuring your partner. Once you are comfortable with the fit and rolling your hips just right, you can then explore the variety of speeds and patterns of vibrations.
There are eight patterns and twelve speeds to choose from. The vibrations travel the length of both shafts. The longer shaft has an insertable length of five inches and a circumference of four and a quarter of an inch. The pony has an insertable length of four and a half inches and a circumference of four and three-quarters of an inch. If you choose to wear the Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator with a harness, it has an O-ring diameter of an inch and a half. The rabbit ears at the base of the pony are pliable and tickle the clitoris as the vibrations travel through the device.
As with the best vibrating dildos, the Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator is rechargeable and waterproof. A full charge requires two hours, and you only get an hour of play time from that, but as long as you remember to keep it charged, that should not be an issue. The charging port is a self-healing puncture area where you push the pin into the silicone, this ensures there will not be any connectivity issues as there often are with magnetic chargers. It also has a lock feature so that you may travel with peace of mind that it will not turn on during transit.
The buttons are on the base of the toy, just under the pony. There are a plus and minus button, as well as a button that turns the device on and off and cycles through the vibration patterns. One of the best features of this that it comes with discreet storage and charging bag so that no one will be any the wiser and you will have a safe place for your new toy! The bag is black and looks to be made of fake leather with two different zippers.
Like the Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator, the Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator is genuinely unique. It provides the users with the option to use it solo by holding onto the pony or inserting it and using it to penetrate another partner. It is a strapless strap on that provides the wearer with just as much pleasure as the receiver. The bunny ears on the base of the pony and the ability to adjust the shorter arm make this vibrating dildo stand out from all other strapless strap ons.
The Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo is the only vibrating dildo on this list that provides the user with double penetration. If you are looking to begin exploring double penetration, this toy is the perfect first step. It is made of smooth silicone, which is safe for both vaginal and anal play. And despite it being a gorgeous purple, it is incredibly realistic. It provides that realism with double the stimulation. The attached remote and single button operation makes it the best vibrating dildo for those new to exploring the best of both worlds.
There is a large bullet located in the base of the toy that is connected to the wired controller. The Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo has three speeds and seven patterns that are easily cycled through via the single button on the remote. It is best used with a water-based lubricant and considering that it is meant to be used anally, I recommend using a lot more than what you think you need. When it comes to anal play, there is never too much lube. Also, never flip back and forth between using one in one hole and then using it in the other.
Both shafts are made to look realistic and feature a bulbous head and veins. The anal shaft will easily bend to mold to your needs, but the vaginal shaft is more rigid. The overall length of the toy is seven inches. The length of the vaginal dildo is three and three-quarters of an inch, while its circumference is four and a quarter of an inch around the widest part. The anal dildo has a length of four and a half inches with a circumference of three inches around the widest part. The wire is fairly long, making the device easy to operate while using it.
To turn the device on and off you merely hold the single button down. When you first get your toy you will want to insert two triple “A” batteries into the remote - the batteries are not included and the Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo is not rechargeable. It is also not waterproof, while the website does claim that it is splashproof, I am unwilling to try that claim for fear of breaking my toy. Another annoying thing I found with the Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo is the packaging is clamshell style and can be difficult to open.
The best part of the Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo is that the anal shaft is slightly longer than the vaginal shaft, so there is no trying to line up the arms for the perfect insertion. You just have to get the anal shaft into place, and then the vaginal shaft falls into place and slips in easily. Insertion is comfortable when enough lube is used and thrusting paired with the vibrations leads to amazing orgasms.
While the Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo does not thrust on its own and it cannot be worn during partnered play, it does have its own unique feature. The Double O Heaven 10 Function Vibrating Silicone Double Penetration Dildo is a double penetration dildo that is easy to use and has a long cord attaching to an easy to operate remotely. The anal arm is smaller, yet longer than the vaginal arm to make insertion a breeze. This vibrating dildo is the perfect first step for anyone looking to explore double penetration.
The Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator only comes in one color, is not intimidating, and is simple to operate. It has an overall length of six and a half inches and an insertable length of five and a half inches. The circumference is a mere four and a half inches at the widest point. It is made of pure silicone, features a bulbous head, a slight curve, and a veiny texture. The slight curve and bulbous head make this an amazing vibrating dildo for g-spot stimulation. Since it does not have a flared base, I cannot recommend it for p-spot play as it is not anal safe.
While the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator is not rechargeable and does not come with the single, double “A” battery it requires, it is submersible and can be taken into any water play activities as long as you make sure the airtight O-ring is securely in place. Despite its petite nature, I do recommend using lubricant with it as the silicone has a bit of drag that could be uncomfortable if things are not wet enough. Thankfully, the tapered head and gradually increasing base make for pleasurable insertion and the texture massages your labia as you thrust with it.
As you can probably guess by the name, the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator has three speeds and four patterns, making a total of seven functions. These thrilling stimulation options are operated by a single push button on the bottom of the device, that is also used to turn the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator on and off. While it is not discreet, its small size makes it easy to hide and store - just be sure to keep it out of direct sunlight and take the batteries out of it when storing it to ensure that it does not slowly drain them.
The vibrations are concentrated in the tip of the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator making it fantastic for clitoral stimulation. While the vibrations are the strongest in the tip, they do travel down the shaft quite well and are noticeable during penetration. If you prefer to use this dildo for internal stimulation, the highest setting against your g-spot can provide you with mind-blowing orgasms. Pair it with a clitoral vibrator for an easily blended orgasm. I did find that the button was easier to find and operate during clitoral use rather than when the dildo was inserted.
I think the most irritating thing about the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator is cleaning it. While it is completely submersible and that does make it easier, the ridges just under the head are too good at trapping bodily fluids and lube that are difficult to get out during a normal wash. I keep a special toothbrush on hand just for toys like this one so that I can easily reach all the nooks and crannies.
Not only is the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator the cheapest vibrating dildo on my list of the best vibrating dildos, but it is also the least intimidating. If you are merely looking to explore vibrating dildos without all the bells and whistles, this one is petite, affordable, and provides amazing, focused vibrations. It has seven functions to choose from and an easy single push button operation system. If you are here just to find the best vibrating dildo without thrusting capabilities or an anal arm, I cannot recommend the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator enough.
The King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup is the largest vibrating dildo on my list of the best vibrating dildos. It has an overall length of eleven and a half inches and an insertable length of nine inches (as you probably deduced from the name). It has a large circumference of seven inches, making it not for the faint of heart. It also features a suction cup, which can be used in an O-ring harness with a diameter of two and a quarter of an inch. This dildo is not for people looking to begin exploring larger girths or those who do not like a lot of girth on their toys.
As you can tell by the name the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup features realistic balls and a suction cup. It also features a realistic head and veins - the veins provide an extra element of stimulation during internal use. Thanks to the balls, you can use this dildo anally, but since it is not made with silicone, I recommend using a condom over it. The material is not listed on the product page, or anywhere else I have looked, so I recommend only using water based lubricants with the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup to keep bacteria from getting trapped in potential pores and not to swap use between vaginal and anal. Being aware of what materials you are inserting into your body is incredibly important, as the sex toy industry is not regulated and there have been multiple reports of chemical burns and recurring infections. If you are unsure of a toys material, always use a condom.
Of course, you are not just here to hear the specs on this massive dildo, you want to know how it feels and what makes it different from traditional dildos. In the base of the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup, you will find a traditional vibrator that is fully submersible (as long as the o-ring is airtight), and a turn dial operation. The turn dial operation is designed to take you from the lowest speed to the highest by merely turning the dial. Personally, I hate these types of operations as it is too easy to nudge them during use and accidentally change your setting. Although, others swear by them because you can be very picky about the exact speed you set your device to.
Along with the irritating turn dial operation system, the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup also is not rechargeable. It requires three double “A” batteries that are not included, and it drains the batteries pretty quickly. Also, it is very heavy. It adds a lot of weight when used in a harness and has a noticeable droop when suctioned to a wall. Many users may find the sheer weight of this vibrating dildo to be intimidating, but with patience and a lot of lube, it can be an incredibly pleasurable experience.
The King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup is the largest and probably the most intimidating vibrating dildo on my list. It has a whopping insertable length of nine inches, it can be suction cupped to the wall or floor, you can remove the suction cup to make it harness compatible, and it is completely waterproof. Sadly, it is made out of an undisclosed material and requires batteries. I recommend buying rechargeable batteries for any toy you purchase that requires batteries so that you are not always buying more batteries to feed your needs.
Not all vibrating dildos include thrusting capabilities, they cannot all be worn, and not all of them are for double penetration. Many do come with a lot of bells and whistles to entice the buyer better. Many buyers are looking for a vibrating dildo that can add something extra to the bedroom, and a toy that can be used completely hands-free and feel like a true lover is worth spending the time and money finding! That being said, many people enjoy a traditional dildo that merely vibrates. It mixes realism and stimulation in a way that an actual penis cannot.
Knowing what you are looking for in a new toy is vital to know if you even want all the bells and whistles on your vibrating dildo. If you are new to vibrating dildos but are not worried about the size, I cannot recommend the Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator enough. It will provide you with the most bang for your buck (pun intended). On the other hand, if you are looking for a vibrating dildo to share with your partner, the Desire Luxury Strapless Strap-On Dildo Vibrator is the best strapless strap on for guaranteed dual pleasure!
As I mentioned when talking about the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator, many people would prefer to start small or do not like a large vibrating phallic object inserted into their body. Others are drawn to toys like the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup and want their holes filled to the brim with a toy that rocks their world with powerful vibrations. Determining size is a totally personal experience, and I cannot recommend a size that would be good for those new to toys because you likely have your own experiences with always penises or fingers.
If you are uncertain exactly how big four inches circumference is (or how to measure circumference), take a measuring tape and circle it around until the first mark matches up with the fourth inch. The circle you have created is how big the toy is going to be. You can also take a measuring tape to see how long six and a half inches is. Of course, this can be used for any length or girth - a measuring tape is useful to have on hand when purchasing new vibrating dildos or any toys!
This is another personal preference. I have found that texture on smaller vibrating dildos adds an extra element of stimulation, while texture on larger dildos just hurt me. I can recommend starting with smaller dildos that have texture and slowly working your way up. It would suck to drop a couple of hundred bucks on a large, extremely textured toy, like the King Cock Ultra Realistic Vibrating Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup, just to find that you cannot handle the texture and girth. Start with the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator and work your way up to larger sizes, you will know when you have reached your limit.
On that note, many people are not a fan of any texture at all and would prefer something similar to the Fun Factory Stronic Real Rechargeable Realistic Thrusting Vibrator, which has a smooth finish and glides in smoothly without the worry of any texture rubbing you the wrong way and ruining your experience. If you are unsure if you prefer the texture of not, I recommend buying a two cheap ABS plastic vibrating dildos, one with and one without texture and trying them out before jumping on a bigger purchase!
It is so important to know what material you are investing in when buying a new toy. Some break down easier and quicker than others, some should only be used with water-based lubricant, others should never be used without a condom. The safest materials are silicone, ABS plastic, metal, and glass. Some materials should not be used with certain lubes as they can trap bacteria and not wash out. Other materials should not be washed with a harsh soap as it can break down the material. If you are unsure about a toys material, protect yourself and use a condom!
There are more than enough vibrating realistic dildos on the market for you to find the right one for you made of safe body material. If you absolutely have to have that bright pink, rotating bead, jelly vibrating dildo, let it air out for a day or two before slipping a condom over it and going to town. But never, ever use jelly without a condom. Jelly is the worst material on the market and can cause chemical burns. I am sure you can find something just as good the jelly, rotating dildo or even better made of silicone!
Suction cup vibrating dildos can be so much fun. There is nothing comparable to slapping a dildo to the wall or shower, turning it on, and going to town. It is only made better by remote control so that you do not have to fiddle with the settings in the middle of grinding on it. Not all suction cups are made equally though. Some are strong enough to take dents out of your car while others will not hold onto the stickiest walls. If you are unsure about a vibrating dildos suction capabilities, always check the reviews, I promise someone will mention if it is a strong or weak connection.
Just like suction cups, not all vibrations are created equally. As I mentioned when talking about the Lovehoney Silicone 7 Function Mini Slim Realistic Dildo Vibrator, some vibrations are focused in one part of the dildo or the other. Some carry vibrations well through the entire toy while others do not. Some have stronger vibrations while others have weak, buzzy vibrations. Weak vibrations are not good for insertion. I prefer vibrating dildos that have strong vibrations that carry well through the entire device. I can deal with a numb hand, as long as I get that sheet clenching orgasm!